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About that time again. Wracked with guilt, and with the smell of venison deep in my nostrils, I departed in what I assumed to be the right direction, which, if you must know, was left. My goal was clear only in its simplicity: for reasons you could never understand, I required the means to free myself of sunflower seeds forever. My personal feelings toward these seeds, the intensity of which I cannot overstate, had cost me everything. They had robbed me of my family and my friends. And my hearing, if you can believe that. I hate sunflower seeds so much that I'm reduced to helpless tears at the mere thought of them. Angry tears. I see them and my hands curl into fists. I can't account for what happens next. I just start swinging. You must trust me when I say I've done everything in my power to ensure it wouldn't come to this. I'm not a bad person, I'm really not. I'm just a man who's been left with no choice, and nothing more. So now this is the only option I've got, the only way I can finally take back control of my ruined life. I'm gonna march straight into the supermarket, walk right up to aisle 10, and throw all their sunflower seeds in the trash.

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from Can't Date a Flannel Dilettante, released December 3, 2017

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Jeremy Vagrant College Park, Maryland

Bum dropout, preemptive surname, shallots, scamps, jubilee

Formerly of Malaise. I write and record stories and things like that

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